Its only in Florida that you drove to a petrol station and asked for 5 dollars worth of ‘gas’ and the guy behind the counter lets out a fart as the receipt
Well it wasnt great parenting but i would say it was practical that she towed her baby’s stroller behind the car because it’s hard to push him around and smoke cigarettes at the same time.
Letting politicians who hate government run the government is like letting Michael Vick run PETA.
Apparently, overnight Jenna Jameson rammed into a pole, blew and was placed in handcuffs, then a few hours later she was arrested for DUI.
Using PEP( post-exposure propphylaxis) as a way to continually have unsafe sex isnt just stupidity, its stupidity on stilts.
Until they teach Girl Scouts how to start a fire with a handjob, there’s nothing abt it that says “survival skill
Devices like the Kindle make it easier to carry around all those books you’re never going to read
If Fifty Shades of Grey had been written by a guy, it’d be about the mold growing on things inside of his fridge.
The nice thing about chronic depression is by the time you finally drag yourself off the couch, the exertion counts as cardio.
All it took was a great idea — plus two years of testing — and Brazilian juice company Camp Nectar was able to grow actual fruit in the shape of one of its juice boxes, complete with an embossed logo and a bendy-straw protrusion on the back.
The company created plastic molds in the shape of the juice boxes, then wrapped them around budding lemons, oranges, apples, guava, papayas, and passion fruit. They displayed the 1,123 box-shaped pieces of fruit in supermarkets to tout the fact that Camp Nectar’s juice is full of real fruit.
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